I hate to point out the obvious….but it’s HOT…
It’s so hot my spray paint is laughing at me….urgh….
Here are a few more…

• It’s hot as love in August

• It’s so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway.

• It’s hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.

• It’s hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.

• It’s hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.

• It’s hotter than Georgia asphalt.

• It’s hotter than high noon in Death Valley.

• It’s Africa hot!

• It’s hotter than a hoot’n poot! (We don’t know what that means, either.)

• It’s so hot the Popsicle timeframe is down to 20 seconds.

• It’s hotter than a steel playground at noon.

• It’s so hot that the trees are creeping around looking for shade.

• It’s so hot around the barn that the barnyard pimp won’t even come out and check on his little chicks.

• It’s hotter than a hen laying eggs.

• It’s so hot outside it will make you return things you never stole.

• It’s so hot I could spit fire.

• It’s stupid hot!

• It is hot enough to cure tobacco.

• It’s hotter than the devil’s underwear.

• It’s hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.

• It’s another one of those aluminum foil sweater days.

• It’s hotter than a ginger mill in Hades.

• It’s hotter than seven hells out there.

• It’s hotter than the four sides of hell.

• It’s so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

Stay Cool…..