It’s Hot

I hate to point out the obvious….but it’s HOT…
It’s so hot my spray paint is laughing at me….urgh….
Here are a few more…

  • It’s hot as love in August

• It’s so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway.

• It’s hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.

• It’s hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.

• It’s hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.

• It’s hotter than Georgia asphalt.

• It’s hotter than high noon in Death Valley.

• It’s Africa hot!

• It’s hotter than a hoot’n poot! (We don’t know what that means, either.)

• It’s so hot the Popsicle timeframe is down to 20 seconds.

• It’s hotter than a steel playground at noon.

• It’s so hot that the trees are creeping around looking for shade.

• It’s so hot around the barn that the barnyard pimp won’t even come out and check on his little chicks.

• It’s hotter than a hen laying eggs.

• It’s so hot outside it will make you return things you never stole.

• It’s so hot I could spit fire.

• It’s stupid hot!

• It is hot enough to cure tobacco.

• It’s hotter than the devil’s underwear.

• It’s hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.

• It’s another one of those aluminum foil sweater days.

• It’s hotter than a ginger mill in Hades.

• It’s hotter than seven hells out there.

• It’s hotter than the four sides of hell.

• It’s so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

Stay Cool…..

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-Tracie
About Tracie

Tracie Stoll is a wife, mom and has a passion for creating new things. On her blog Cleverlyinspired.com she is constantly sharing ways to inspire her readers to be clever in their own home. Since 2010 Tracie has been sharing DIY projects, crafting, remodeling and decorating along with some easy tasty recipes...all on a mindful budget. She is a graduate of the University of Dayton where she studied visual art and communications. Tracie has been featured on popular sites such as Better Homes and Gardens, Huffington Post, Apartment Therapy, Seventeen and Design Sponge.

Comments

  1. ourlifeinaclick.blogspot.com says:

    I hear ya! It's unbearably hot here too!! uggh!

  2. theteo5 says:

    Um…our neck of the woods has yet to have a summer. So when I hear that everyone is dying in the heat, I am sort of jealous. Sort of…I am (no joke) wearing sweats today and am still cold. We will be lucky to hit 60 degrees by mid afternoon. You are welcome to join us here in (not so sunny) Seattle! It might be a refreshing break!

    Rachel
    http://www.holy-craft.blogspot.com

  3. Brunette & Blessed says:

    I just found your blog! I love it. Cant wait to try some of these DIY's. i'm your newest follower

  4. It's so hot that after a long hot day at tennis camp for my kids, they insist on going ice skating. Not a bad way to beat the heat.

  5. It's hotter than a whooda thunk it! In Arkansas it is anyway. (0: 110 plus yesterday and I hear we are gonna see 117 before summer is over. Enjoyed this post. Thanks for the smile! Stay cool!